It’s summertime! That means plenty of opportunities for summer flings and other renditions of the four-ish-month relationship. So to help you all out, I have compiled a list of the best pick-up lines, ever. This post started as a ridiculous challenge to come up with one horrible pick-up line every day for one of my best friends. So here you have it: the best lines that I have come up with so far. These are perfect for chatting up cool people at the bar, at the beach, or even on Tinder…
1. I like you as much as the internet likes cats.
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2. Today I saw a beautiful thing and it reminded me of you because you’re beautiful.
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3. If you were ice cream, you would be Cookies n’ Creme because that’s my favorite.
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4. You’re like a balloon: I don’t know much about you, but you’re awesome.
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5. If I could fly, I would fly right into your arms. Too bad I can’t fly.
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6. I’ll be like a wall in your house: I’ll have your back unless somebody burns me down.
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7. Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms? Because you shine like a diamond.
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8. You’re a pie. A cutie pie.
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9. Are you having a good day today? Because you’re fine.
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10. You seem to be an alright human being.
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So there you have it: your ticket to start any awesome relationship. Especially with #1. You’re welcome.
What’s your favorite pick-up line?
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