Shane Autumn NebbiaGoing away to school is fun, especially when your giving yourself a break from all that studying, and going out. Spongebob explains the 15 stages you face when you venture out to the bars with your friends:
When you’ve finally convinced your roommate to go out:
When the pregame is so fun you forget that your supposed to even go out afterward:
When your on the dance floor and your favorite song comes on:
When you see someone flirting with your friend’s crush:
When the cute guy you’ve been staring at all night finally asks for your number:
When you decide to leave your tab open and buy drinks for all of the new friends you just made two minutes ago:
When you take a break at the bar to go to the bathroom and you realize that you drank more than you thought:
And then you shortly pay for it afterward:
After your night out and the pizza man finally gets here:
And it barely makes it past your front door:
And you of course you have room for dessert:
When you put your really drunk roommate to bed for the night:
When you realize you have an 8 am tomorrow morning:
When you realize that your roommate brought someone home last night as you try to sneak into the shower:
When you wake up the next morning and you begin to question your decision making skills:
Do you do any of this when you go out?
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