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College is the best four years of your life. Seriously. Your classes only meet once or twice a week, there’s always something happening on the weekends, you basically live on your own for free, and it’s socially acceptable to order a large pizza for yourself at 3:00 in the morning.

No matter what you experience during your time at school, there are some things every college student says. Whether you’re questioning your life choices or discovering that you only have 35 cents left to your name, we’ve all “been there, done that” at some point. But that’s what makes college…well, college. Here are 25 things you’ve definitely caught yourself saying before:

1. I can totally live off of Ramen, popcorn, and Luna bars.

lower your expectations(via)

2. Is this real chicken?

snl kristen wig (via)

3. Maybe I should’ve gone to that school instead.

now it's too late (via)

4. This isn’t high school. Why is there drama?

not here for that beyonce (via)

5. Why didn’t I join a sorority/fraternity?

haha good one (via)

6. Oh, right. Because I only like my bed.

make some friends  (via)

7. Maybe I should get more involved in school.

fat amy better not (via)

8. What if I played a sport?

mean girls karen (via)

9. I don’t think I have enough skills to include in my resume.

honey boo boo cute (via)

10. Am I majoring in the right thing?

 scott disick work little (via)

11. How will I ever get up at 6:00 AM in the real world?

emma stone not possible (via)

12. The only thing that can get me through this day is a 4 hour nap.

i take a nap right here (via)

13. I look like a troll during the week so I can look good on the weekend.

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14. How will I buy alcohol for tonight with only $10?

help me im poor (via)

15. Four Loko it is.

why did i do this (via)

16. This hangover is not real.

hungover dying died (via)

17. I’ll study in class before the test. I need sleep.

too tired to care (via)

18. Hey, C’s get degrees!

snow white dwarfs gif (via)

19. I’ll sleep instead of go to my 8:30. I need to go out.

kristen wig whatever (via)

20. Why do my parents try to give me a curfew when I’m on break?

dobby is free elf (via)

21. I need to enjoy all of this great food while I can.

growing girl (via)

22. No wonder why I’ve gained weight in college.

eating is my favorite part (via)

23. Wait, where did all of my money go?

the office bankruptcy (via)

24. I think my GPA is plummeting faster than my bank account.

everything sucks juno (via)

25. Oh, well. College.

i regret nothing (via)

How many of these have you actually said?