4. Be alert.
I once had a girl sneak into the bathroom when my back was turned just so we could chat while she peed and cried about her recent break-up. I was equal parts fascinated that she was so comfortable with me (since I had never seen her prior to this) and terrified because she totally took me off guard.
When you’re at a party, you need to have your wits about you. People are bat-sh*t crazy and house parties bring out the craziest in people. You’re going to see things you wish you could unsee. You will see grown men wrestle for seemingly no reason, and you will see a girl throw up 15 jello shots. Just don’t bump into an angry drunk, and you’re in the clear for a good night.