7. Safety first!
DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE EVER EVER. LIKE NEVER. GET A CAB, HAVE A DD, CRASH SOMEWHERE FOR THE NIGHT JUST DO NOT GET BEHIND THE WHEEL.
This is the biggest tip to surviving a house party because I want you all to, you know, actually survive it.
How did you survive your first house party?
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