I really wish I could be one of those smooth girls who flirt without being creepy. You know what I do instead? I giggle. A lot. I get annoyed by my own giggling. Also, I get awkward. really awkward. The other day, a cute guy smiled at me at Starbucks and I almost fell off my chair. I don’t think he noticed, but if we’re being real, he probably did. Needless to say, I’m not all that smooth.
I think I am sufficiently awkward to compose a letter to cute guys on behalf of awkward girls, so here you have it: an open letter to cute guys on campus.
Dear Cute Guy On Campus:
I don’t understand why you don’t love me the way Channing Tatum loves me.
Okay fine, Channing Tatum doesn’t love me. I just don’t want to believe that.
Anyway, you’re really cute. I’m all like:
…But less attractive.
For a certain type of guy, I could be quite the catch.
What I really mean is that I hope you’re awkward too.
So in lieu of Channing Tatum…
What do you say?
Awkward College Girl
What was the most awkward thing you’ve done on a date?
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