Rebecca CarvalhoOctober 4th is National Vodka Day. I can’t speak to everyone reading this, but I can say that vodka makes certain people I know into hot messes What does this hot mess night include, you may ask? Here, I’ll walk you through it so you can have a hot mess night while getting patriotic for this holiday. Honestly, it’s not that hard to reach hot mess status if you follow these steps:
It all starts out great. You’re looking fly, and so are your main homies.
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Then someone lifts a bottle and screams, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!”
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So you take a shot.
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No, you take ALL THE SHOTS.
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You go out, knowing you’re looking fly.
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You and your friends are having fun, out dancing, having a good time.
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… when more shots are served.
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Then things start to get a little too real.
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And you decide to go home.
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But not before you tell everyone in the bar how you feel about them.
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You wake up the next day in an unfamiliar place, and you’re not entirely sure how you got there.
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And Walk of Shame home, still a little drunk.
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Where you SWEAR you will never drink again.
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But then the weekend rolls around, and you’re back at it again…
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