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I Invited Kristen Stewart to Visit Me at College and Here’s What Happened

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Chynna Mela is a senior journalism student at Temple University and an SC Campus Representative. She can usually be found planning her fall wedding to Harry Styles, attempting to become the female version of Perez Hilton, or eating peanut butter straight from the jar. See more posts from her here.


I’ve always been a big fan of Kristen Stewart. I defended her through Twilight when everyone dubbed her a terrible actress, copied her laid-back style (still do), and cried a million tears during the cheating fiasco. I wanted to learn how to play the guitar for a solid six months after watching her on screen as Joan Jett. Heck, I even have her versions of the Runaway’s songs on my iPod. Hello! My name is Chynna and I have a Kristen Stewart obsession. After watching her in Jenny Lewis’ video for “Just One Of The Guy”s my love for her soared. Look at that eye roll. Look  at those dance moves. Did you see her wonderful male impression? What. A. Babe. I bit the bullet, and decided to go where no chick has gone before: I invited her to come to my college campus for a few days. She squealed (not really), jumped up and down (definitely not), called me her best friend (Lord god I shouldn’t even tease myself), and hopped on the next plane to North Philadelphia (not quite). Lucky for you all I documented every second of Kristen’s (fake) short stint at college.

Anticipating her desire to fit in I bought her a Temple University sweatshirt to wear around campus. She loved it.

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I asked if she was excited for her first college class. She definitely was.

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She was none too pleased that Starbucks only had one employee to serve rabid, caffeine deprived students at 8 am which resulted in a long line.

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So we went to a random food truck instead and had coffee that probably sat in the pot overnight.

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A girl in class asked a question that had just been answered, and Kristen didn’t hide her feelings. The whole class laughed, she fit in so well!

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We went to a sorority social and she dressed up like a boy. The dance floor loved her.

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She totally vibed with the frat guys.

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I promised her I’d delete this, but this is what she looked like hungover in the dining hall the next morning! What a laugh. Good times, K-Stew, good times.

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A guy still hit on us despite our obvious unbathed and hungover state, but she called him right out on his lack of self-worth.

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When the campus activists tried to stop us to sign an animal rights petition she got right to the point and we kept walking.

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She caught someone staring at her/sneaking taking a picture, and bb gurl called them right out.

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Those annoying guitar players that sit around campus playing Oasis covers like they have NO WORK TO DO? She hated them just as much as I do.

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She saw a group of Twilight-lovin’ freshman girls staring at her so she set them straight.

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When it was time to leave she was heartbroken.

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But she tuckered on through the pain and headed out to Forks, Washington (bad joke).

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I’m glad she had a blast. See you next visit, Kristen!

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 What celebrity would you want to visit your college campus?


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