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Thursday

6:00 am
What is that annoying sound? Why is my head vibrating? Why won’t it stop? OH MY GOODNESS, SHUT UP.

Adventure Time Waking Up GIF(via)

6:10 am
Eff, that was my alarm clock, wasn’t it? Where’s my stuffed animal? Oh, there he is. Hi Jefferson. I’m going to squish you.

Cat Waking Up GIF(via)

6:12 am
EFF OKAY FINE, I’M UP YOU STUPID CLOCK.

Grumpy Cat Waking Up GIF(via)

7:10 am
Do I like my face today? Ugh, I don’t want to do my make up. Looking pretty is so time-consuming. Life is so hard.

7:12 am
Don’t poke yourself in the eye with your mascara wand. Don’t poke yourself in the eye with your mascara wand. Don’t poke yourself in the- OW EFF UGH.

Britney Spears Putting on Mascara GIF Lauren Conrad Crying Mascara Running Laguna Beach GIF(via 1, 2)

7:30 am
Why is my bus always late?

The Notebook Now It's Too Late GIF(via)

8:00 am
Hello coffee, let’s be best friends as I try to make it through this school day.

Futurama Coffee Time Fry GIF Patrick Spongebob Coffee GIF(via 1, 2)

9:45 am
Dear cute guy in my class, please continue being cute. You’re incredibly distracting, but I don’t suppose I would understand what the prof is saying even if I were listening, so I guess this is okay.

Mean-Girls-GIF-Cady-Heron-Lindsay-Lohan-Grool(via)

11:00 am
I’m hungry. Dammit, why didn’t I pack any food? I guess I could go and buy something to eat. Lol jokes I’m broke.

Happy Hunger Games GIF(via)

12:40 pm
FREEDOM FROM CLASSES YAY

Fairly Oddparents Party GIF(via)

5:15 pm
Holy crap, I haven’t started my homework yet. Okay, compromise: you can read your textbook in bed.

Pikachu Nap Time GIF(via)

7:00 pm
I should really stop napping and actually read my textbook.

Pikachu Nap Time GIF

7:30 pm
I don’t want to go out, but it’s kind of socially unacceptable of me to not go out tonight so I guess I’ll go out.

Freaky Friday Get Out of Bed GIFs(via)

7:41 pm
Don’t poke yourself in the eye with your mascara wand. Don’t poke yourself in the eye with your mascara wand. Don’t poke yourself in the eye with your mascara wand. SUCCESS. I AM THE MAKE UP MASTER.

Batting Eyelashes Frog Princess GIFs(via)

10:00 pm

MY FACE LOOKS SO GROSS RIGHT NOW BUT WHATEVER THIS PLACE IS FUN.

Matchmaker Mulan GIF(via)

10:02 pm

10:27 pm

11:02 pm

11:30 pm
Rum and cranberry juice? I guess.

Kristen Wiig Cinderella Whatever Drinking GIF
(via)

11:54 pm

Friday

12:04 am
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee home.

Little Mermaid Comfy Bed GIF(via)

12:10 am
Ugh, should I get pizza? No, don’t get pizza, you have to be skinny. Okay fine, order pizza. NO, DON’T ORDER PIZZA. YOU ARE STRONG AND TOTALLY NOT TIPSY FROM THE BAR.

Pizza Party GIF
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12:35 am

1:10 am
YES PIZZA IS HERE

Jennifer Lawrence Eat That Whole Pizza
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2:00 am
Four hours to sleep? This was a good decision.

No Sleep Adventure Time GIF(via)

Share if you understand how this college girl feels.


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