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How did the hipster burn his tongue? Well, he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Yeah, we needed a laugh this morning. Can you blame us? It is Wednesday, after all. We figured you could use a good laugh this morning, too – it’s midway through the week and whether you’re at home enjoying an extended winter break or back to class already, you’re probably either bored or burned out. Since we can’t think of a good excuse to look at memes (to be fair, we do that a lot already…) we decided to go with lame jokes. So, today’s video of the day courtesy of vlogbrothers packs 53 of them into only 4 minutes.

Some of our favorites:

  • What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barackoli
  • Never trust an atom. They make up everything!
  • Why was the broom late for work? Because it overswept.

Sorry, we had to.

Anyway, check out the video below for 49 more hilariously terrible lame jokes.

Did your favorite jokes made the cut? Tell us in the comments!