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College Humor brought my worst nightmare to life when they created, “If Google Was A Guy.”┬áIf you have not had the pleasure of viewing this College Humor Original just picture a man sitting behind a desk sorting through stacks of papers in order to give you your results. It is a given that Google is the search engine that we turn to when we are searching for answers to life’s greatest questions such as, “why do electric outlets look surprised,” or “what is YOLO?” The last thing we need is another human judging us for what is in our search history. If such a guy existed then I hope that he would be paid generously for having to deal with the masses and all of our questions. I have to say that I am a fan of College Humor’s personification of Google. Now that we have arrived at “What If Google Was A Guy (Part 3),” we have come to understand him a little more. He is a man of intellect and is annoyed that the only thing people use him for is porn and for images of cute dogs and hedge hogs. I bet Bing doesn’t have to put up with that kind of crap.

I kind of feel sorry for Google. He has to work around the clock to deal with the endless lines of people seeking wisdom from the deep depths of the internet and those deep pits are a scary place to wander through. This is especially true if you turn off safe search which we see Google deal with in this installment. Have you ever wondered what happens once you clear your history? Google whips out the old flamethrower and burns the evidence away which hopefully will make him feel comfortable sitting at his desk again. Another moment to look forward to is that he becomes friend with Siri and I have to admit that the representation of the search feature on iPhone is spot on.

Go ahead and watch Google get a little closer to a nervous breakdown in “What If Google Was A Guy (Part 3)”

Would you want Google’s job?

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